How do I put these nails on?
Prep first, bitch. Buff, wipe, dehydrate. Then glue, stickers, or UV gel — whichever fits your lifestyle. Full gag instructions are in your box and on the site. PRO TIP: Apply at a 45° angle, hold for 30–60s, keep dry for 1 hr.
How long do they last?
- Stickers = 1–3 days (weekend gag).
- Glue = 5–10 days (most hoes).
- UV gel = 2–4 weeks (busy bad bitch energy).
How do I take them off?
Don’t rip, bitch. Soak!
- Stickers → warm water + oil, slide off.
- Glue → warm water + cuticle oil, or acetone soak.
- UV gel → file top coat, acetone wrap 15–20 min, push off gently.
How do I know my size?
Two options:
- Use our Size Guide → measure your nails in mm.
- Order a Sizing Kit → try them all on at home.
What if I mess up my size?
Bitch, once a set is made… that’s your set. To avoid any size surprises, we highly recommend grabbing a Sizing Kit first.
It takes out all the guesswork, guarantees your perfect fit, and keeps your set looking gag-worthy from day one.
No resizes or exchanges — so measure those nail beds, Bitch!
Can I file them down?
Now Girl… would you edit the Mona Lisa? Exactly.
These nails come ready to serve, no filing, chopping, or “DIY creativity” required.
Pick your correct size during ordering, because altering your set after delivery can damage the design and makes it non-refundable.
They’re a masterpiece. Wear them as-is and let the girls gag.
How long does shipping take?
Processing = 3–5 business days (unless it’s a Drop → then expect hype delay). Shipping = 3–7 business days US. International = depends how bad you want it, bitch.
Do you ship worldwide?
Yes. Bitches everywhere deserve to gag.
Can I rush my order?
Sometimes. Email us before you pay to see if we can push your gag to the front.
Can I reuse my nails?
The Gag is… Bitch Yes! Pop them off correctly, wipe inside with alcohol, store in the box like jewelry, ok!
How do I keep them looking fresh?
Cuticle oil daily, gloves when cleaning, avoid soaking them in acetone or hot water.
Can I return or exchange nails?
Nah, bitch. This is beauty, all sales final for hygiene reasons. Size smart.
What if my set arrives damaged?
Email us within 48 hrs with pics. If it’s our bad, we’ll gag you with a replacement.
Do you do customs?
Customs? Bitch no… this ain’t Build-A-Nail.
The Gag Press is drop only runway pieces, collectible moments, fashion accessories.
If you want it, you better catch it when it drops. Period.
Do you restock designs?
No, bitch. Once it’s gone, it’s gone. That’s why it’s called a drop. We keep it exclusive over here darling!